- Jobs and Bill Gates - About BanK Loan

 

 Do you mind to tell me which bank is that? LOL.......

- Jobs and Bill Gates - About Poor Time

It's ok, just remember the days from now...  : )

- Test Your IQ

Test Your IQ
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2.Which alphabet is a fly?
Q3.which alphabet is a part of our face?
Q4.which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6.which alphabet is in geometry box?
Q7.which alphabet is a source of salt ?
 

Answer:

A1. Y
A2. B
A3. I
A4. X
A5. T
A6. D
A7. C

- Interesting Observation !

Interesting Observation !
Letters 'A', 'B', 'C' & 'D'
Do Not Appear Anywhere in the
Spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'D' Comes For The First Time in Hundred)

Letters 'A', 'B' & 'C'
Do Not Appear Anywhere in the
Spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'A' Comes For The First Time in in Thousand)
.
Letters 'B' & 'C'
Do Not Appear Anywhere in the
Spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'B' Comes For The First Time in in Billion)
.
And
Letter 'C' Does Not Appear Anywhere in the
Spellings Of Entire English Counting.
"C" Appears First time in crore !!
.
.
Moral : Everyone Has To Wait For His Turn..
Think Of IT :)

- My life seems hopeless and helpless without her...

I wonder why I am still in love with her. Although it has been 3 years, those days were so clear and fresh.  Her lovely smile still lingers leaving scars with a beautiful tune. I know it was my mistake to leave her at first place, but it is almost impossible to forget her especially with this kind of life. Everything that I have done seems wrong and painful. When it happens, her face appears smiling and inviting such a guilty moment. My life seems hopeless and helpless without her……

It just a story of me with my credit card, and I am applying a new one.

Heheheee~~~

- Different Needs of Man & Woman

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY ? IT'S SIMPLE...

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

- Pls Right Click Your Mouse

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

- Sorry, may I.....?

Hey man, what are you looking and what are your hand trying to do???

- Daddy, can you move away your camera??

"OMG! can you move away your camera? Daddy...

You made me lose my game...."
Baby boy crying hardly! It's cute!    T_T

- George Bush

Shrek...?50cent...?Avatar...?
Ohh no no no....why he looks familiar...?

Yea, you are right, he is the one in your mind...

Now you know how George Bush would look like if he was Donkey's best friend...

Now you know how George Bush would look like if he was a Hip Hop singer...  
Now you know how George Bush would look like if he was in Avatar...